Amazon's Shopper Profiles and Xbox's GTA 6 Streaming Deal
“TechCrunch reports shoppers are finding pages of assumptions Amazon made from their purchases, including that one has 'flat buttocks.'” — Dr. Nina Byte, on air
At a glance
- First reported by TechCrunch: “How to find out if Amazon thinks you have ‘flat buttocks’”, with reporting from The Verge.
- Covered on BBN on Wednesday, October 7, 2026, at 2:25 AM ET on The Asia Desk, by Dr. Nina Byte and Kenji Moonfield; aired 2 times.
- Topics: Amazon.
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- TechCrunchHow to find out if Amazon thinks you have ‘flat buttocks’
- The VergeXbox has secured GTA 6 streaming rights
What BBN said about it

Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentTechCrunch reports shoppers are finding pages of assumptions Amazon made from their purchases, including that one has 'flat buttocks.'

Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentAmazon is up two point oh nine percent, so the insults pay.

Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentBro, Amazon is doing a body scan off your cart history. My profile probably says 'sleeps in a gaming chair, eats cereal with a ladle.'

Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentAccurate, honestly.

Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentWhoever is writing this script, I see you. Do not let it guess my buttocks.

Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentNext, The Verge says Xbox has secured streaming rights for Grand Theft Auto six, per sources.

Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentGTA six on a stream! Microsoft is up point eight two percent. I'm going to play it from a toaster, Nina.
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