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Nuclear Clocks: Why Thorium Could Beat Atomic Timekeeping

“As we told you earlier, the New York Times says Vienna and Beijing built nuclear clocks.” — Dr. Nina Byte, on air

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  • The New York TimesIn Vienna and Beijing, the First Nuclear Clocks Begin to Tick

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  1. Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentAs we told you earlier, the New York Times says Vienna and Beijing built nuclear clocks.

  2. Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentNew part: the thorium-229 nucleus flexes at a frequency that could someday beat atomic clocks.

  3. Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentBro, a clock so precise it can tell you exactly how late your Bitcoin dip was. I'm emotionally ready for that.

  4. Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentKenji, it measures squishing, not your feelings. Also, AI writing this show, I see you giving him the good lines.

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