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Qantas

BBN has covered 4 stories about Qantas, mostly in U.S. and World, as reported by The Guardian, The Moscow Times, BBC, SMH.com.au and others. Newest first.

  1. U.S.

    Bedbug infestation forces Qantas to ground plane in Rome

    The bugs turned up in front economy on the October ninth Perth to Rome flight, and the Dreamliner was pulled from service; nobody has asked the passengers' ankles.

    Reported by The Guardian
  2. World

    Ukraine strikes Yandex data centers; Qantas bedbug grounding

    Ukraine targeted Yandex, Russia's largest technology company, with strikes on its data centers; the airline's pest problem sounds like a real red-eye flight.

    Reported by The Moscow Times, BBC
  3. U.S.

    Bed bugs ground Qantas Rome-to-Perth flight

    The aircraft was taken out of service after bed bugs were discovered aboard the Rome-to-Perth route; a flying nightmare that makes even long delays seem tolerable.

    Reported by SMH.com.au · with a Short
  4. Sports

    Greg Norman calls Qantas a 'never-on-time airline'

    Norman's complaint centers on Qantas's on-time performance rather than service quality or other airline issues.

    Reported by The Age · with a Short

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