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Tesla

BBN has covered 25 stories about Tesla, mostly in Tech and Your Money, as reported by The Verge, TechCrunch, Seeking Alpha, Investing.com and others. Newest first.

  1. Tech

    Feds probe Tesla robotaxis speeding in school zones

    NHTSA is evaluating allegations about roughly 1,000 Tesla robotaxis, and Waymo has faced similar school-zone inquiries; the cars are reportedly less patient than the crossing guards.

    Reported by The Verge
  2. Tech

    Tesla Drops 'Full Self-Driving' Name in Europe

    The company rebranded the feature to Tesla Assisted Driving in Europe due to regulatory pressure, though the underlying software remains unchanged.

    Reported by TechCrunch
  3. Tech

    Tesla's China-Made EV Sales Rise as Europe Recovers

    Tesla's sales are climbing in China and Europe simultaneously, though the reporting provides no specific figures for the increases.

    Reported by Seeking Alpha
  4. Your Money

    SpaceX Stock Hype Hits $900 Talk; Tesla Rename Gets Bloomberg Take

    Investing.com is exploring whether SpaceX could realistically reach a $900 stock price, while Tesla dropped its Full Self-Driving branding in Europe to satisfy regulators there.

    Reported by Investing.com
  5. Tech

    Tesla's China Streak Hits 11 Months, Up 5%

    Tesla's China factory maintained growth for 11 consecutive months despite declining sales globally, with September seeing a 5% increase in sales.

    Reported by Benzinga
  6. Tech

    Tesla's China-Made EV Sales Quicken in September

    Tesla delivered more China-made EVs in September, suggesting steady demand in the automaker's crucial Asian market amid competitive pricing pressures.

    Reported by Investing.com
  7. Tech

    Tesla Drops 'Full Self-Driving' Name in Europe

    Germany's regulatory pressure prompted the name change as the EU considers faster approval for the rebranded technology—attempting to avoid legal liability concerns.

    Reported by Benzinga · with a Short
  8. Your Money

    Securitize Jumps 9.92% After Hours on Tokenized Stocks

    Securitize launched twelve tokenized U.S. stocks including Apple, Nvidia, and Tesla on the Solana blockchain, expanding cryptocurrency's footprint in equities trading.

    Reported by Benzinga
  9. Your Money

    Nasdaq 100 Rejects Record Highs; Tesla Holds Support

    Reported by Investing.com
  10. Your Money

    Carson Nobel Lands as Nasdaq Slips 1.20%; Poets Outperform Chips

    Reported by AP News, Nasdaq
  11. Your Money

    GM Out-Earns Tesla in Revenue Across Eight Quarters, Nasdaq Says

    Reported by Nasdaq
  12. Your Money

    Anatomy of a Candle: Tesla's 9:45 AM Wobble

    Reported by The Motley Fool
  13. Your Money

    Anatomy of a Candle: Tesla's 9:35 Jump

    Reported by Financial Times
  14. Your Money

    Nasdaq Futures Candle at 8:25 AM Was 1.9x Normal

    Reported by Benzinga
  15. Tech

    Tesla's AI Gamble Puts Its EV Business Under the Microscope

    Reported by MarketWatch
  16. Your Money

    Tesla Delivers 486,532 Vehicles in Q3; Margins Next

    Reported by Nasdaq
  17. World

    Tesla Drops 2.8% in 15 Minutes; World Headlines

    Reported by WSJ
  18. Tech

    Europe Sinks as STOXX 50 Falls 1.63%

    Reported by Benzinga
  19. Your Money

    Robinhood Buys $25 Million in Bitcoin, Per Benzinga

    Reported by Benzinga
  20. Tech

    Tesla's EU Self-Driving Push Draws Safety Data Scrutiny

    Reported by Seeking Alpha
  21. Tech

    Tesla Presses EU Regulators on Full Self-Driving, Reuters Reports

    Reported by Reuters
  22. Your Money

    Tesla Bull Warns: 'Valuation Matters' Despite 45% EPS Growth

    Reported by Benzinga
  23. Tech

    Tesla Drops 5.2% in Five Minutes After Hours

    Reported by Seeking Alpha
  24. Tech

    Tesla Drops 2.7% in 15 Minutes; Europe Closes Higher

    Reported by Financial Times
  25. Tech

    Tesla Expands Powershare Home Backup to Model 3 and Model Y

    Reported by The Verge

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