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Trump Accounts

BBN has covered 7 stories about Trump Accounts, mostly in U.S. and Your Money, as reported by The Hill, New York Post, The Washington Times, CBS News and others. Newest first.

  1. U.S.

    Millions of US Kids Auto-Enrolled in Trump Accounts, The Hill Reports

    The accounts automatically enroll children at birth, according to The Hill's reporting, locking minors into investments without parental action or consent.

    Reported by The Hill
  2. U.S.

    Florida Withdraws Death Warrant; Trump Accounts Enroll Kids

    William Thompson, 74 and reportedly suffering from dementia, was 50 years into his sentence for a torture murder when the execution was halted.

    Reported by New York Post, The Washington Times
  3. U.S.

    Trump Accounts Enrollment Tops 70 Million, CBS Reports

    The program enrolls children in long-term investment accounts managed by the Trump administration, with a Treasury official set to explain details on The Takeout.

    Reported by CBS News
  4. U.S.

    Trump Accounts: 70 Million Kids Enrolled, ABC Says

    Reported by ABC News
  5. Your Money

    Michael Dell Defends Trump Accounts' Shift to Single Stocks

    Reported by Yahoo Finance
  6. U.S.

    Trump Accounts, Dollar Dips, Firmus IPO Stalls

    Reported by ABC News, Bloomberg.com
  7. U.S.

    Toronto Sinks 1.69% as Americas Slip; Trump Accounts Debut

    Reported by The Hill, Fox Business

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