Barbershop Alpha

From the lecture

1. 

   VeraProfessor, I'm the student here, which is insulting, because I've been right about everything since birth.

2. 

   Prof. KenjiRule one. Buy what your barber is buying. Today the VIX is at fifteen point seven three, up four point three one percent.

3. 

   VeraSo my barber is buying fear? Honestly, that explains the haircut. I look like a startled lawn.

4. 

   Prof. KenjiRule two. Sell when he starts tipping you. If the barber hands you a twenty, the top is in, bro.