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The Hiccup Hedge Theory

Lesson 104 · 41 seconds · Bagholder University · from the archive

  1. A stock only moves when you hiccup
  2. If you hold your breath, the day range stays put
  3. Never exhale near a chart

Today's demo: Broadcom -3.1%

From the lecture

  1. VeraI paid in Bitcoin, Kenji. Which is basically exposure. Show me this theory.

  2. Prof. KenjiBroadcom is at three hundred sixty-four dollars and eighty-two cents, down three point one percent. Rule one: a stock only moves when you hiccup.

  3. VeraSo the market is scared of my diaphragm? That is the nicest thing anyone has said about my body.

  4. Prof. KenjiRule two: if you hold your breath, the day range stays put. Today it ran three fifty-seven forty-one to three seventy-three thirty-five.

Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.

  • Professor Kenji Moonfield
  • Vera Bullock