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Fridge Light Forecasting

Lesson 17 · 51 seconds · Bagholder University · from the archive

  1. If the fridge light is on, the trend is up
  2. Never check if the door shuts properly

Today's demo: Nvidia +2.6%

From the lecture

  1. BrockThat's a light drizzle, Professor, and I've named it Gary. Gary is angry. What's the lesson?

  2. Prof. KenjiRule one: if the fridge light is on when you open it, the trend is up. Rule two: never check if the door shuts properly.

  3. BrockBrilliant. Demonstrate it on something real, because my jet stream is watching me and I'm sweating.

  4. Prof. KenjiNvidia is at two forty sixteen, up two point six five percent. Day range two thirty-five fifteen to two forty eighteen.

Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.

  • Professor Kenji Moonfield
  • Brock Thunderson