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The Elevator Music Index

Lesson 48 · 70 seconds · Bagholder University · from the archive

  1. If the music is a sax, the market is sad
  2. Never look at the price, ask the elevator
  3. Wrong floor? Hold and blame the building

Today's demo: Ether -4.1%

From the lecture

  1. BrockProfessor, I'm a meteorologist. I came here because I saw a cloud shaped like a candlestick, and it followed me.

  2. Prof. KenjiThat's a sign. Rule one: if the elevator music is a saxophone, the market is sad. If it's a flute, it's happy.

  3. BrockI once got stuck in a lift with pan pipes. That day was a total betrayal. Nothing but sunshine.

  4. Prof. KenjiNow watch. Ether is at two thousand five hundred eighty-seven, down four point zero nine percent today.

Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.

  • Professor Kenji Moonfield
  • Brock Thunderson