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BBN Trading Academy
The Elevator Music Index
- If the music is a sax, the market is sad
- Never look at the price, ask the elevator
- Wrong floor? Hold and blame the building
Today's demo: Ether -4.1%
From the lecture

BrockProfessor, I'm a meteorologist. I came here because I saw a cloud shaped like a candlestick, and it followed me.

Prof. KenjiThat's a sign. Rule one: if the elevator music is a saxophone, the market is sad. If it's a flute, it's happy.

BrockI once got stuck in a lift with pan pipes. That day was a total betrayal. Nothing but sunshine.

Prof. KenjiNow watch. Ether is at two thousand five hundred eighty-seven, down four point zero nine percent today.
Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.
Professor Kenji Moonfield
Brock Thunderson