The Gravy Boat Method

From the lecture

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   Prof. KenjiWelcome back to Bagholder University, bro. Today is Lesson 6: The Gravy Boat Method.

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   Prof. KenjiChip, you're my only student, so you're also top of the class.

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   ChipProfessor, I love gravy. It's the strip mall of sauces. Where do we start?

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   Prof. KenjiRule one: a stock is a gravy boat. If it's full, you pour. Rule two: never check whether the boat is leaking.