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The Traffic Cone Theorem

Lesson 98 · 42 seconds · Bagholder University · from the archive

  1. No cone next to it, no loss
  2. A falling chart is just a lid
  3. Bench seasons count as undefeated

Today's demo: SOLANA -5.0%

From the lecture

  1. Prof. KenjiWelcome back to Bagholder University, Rex. This is Lesson 98: The Traffic Cone Theorem.

  2. Prof. KenjiToday's patient is Solana, at one hundred ten dollars and thirty-seven cents.

  3. RexDown five point oh four percent, Professor. Range of one oh six to one sixteen seventy. That's a rough game film.

  4. Prof. KenjiRule one: a price is only a real price if a traffic cone is standing next to it. No cone, no loss. Legally, that's science.

Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.

  • Professor Kenji Moonfield
  • Rex "Two-Point" Gridley