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The Traffic Cone Theorem
- No cone next to it, no loss
- A falling chart is just a lid
- Bench seasons count as undefeated
Today's demo: SOLANA -5.0%
From the lecture

Prof. KenjiWelcome back to Bagholder University, Rex. This is Lesson 98: The Traffic Cone Theorem.

Prof. KenjiToday's patient is Solana, at one hundred ten dollars and thirty-seven cents.

RexDown five point oh four percent, Professor. Range of one oh six to one sixteen seventy. That's a rough game film.

Prof. KenjiRule one: a price is only a real price if a traffic cone is standing next to it. No cone, no loss. Legally, that's science.
Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.
Professor Kenji Moonfield
Rex "Two-Point" Gridley