Bloomington police: Somali American gang members come from families…

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorFox News reports Bloomington, Minnesota, police say young Somali American gang members come from families with money.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorInvestigators say they cannot explain what drives the violence.

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   Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistI can. Pressure systems. Everything goes sideways when the barometer drops, and I've been saying it for years.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorBrock, police said they can't explain it.

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   Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistPolice don't have my instruments.

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   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorIt's the suburbs, obviously. Cul-de-sacs breed unrest. Nobody ever checks the cul-de-sacs.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorDale, that's a guess wearing a tie.

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   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorEvery guess is a theory until someone pays me for it.

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   Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistCul-de-sacs. Is that a cloud formation?

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    Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorNo.

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    Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorBrock's pressure, my cul-de-sacs, put them together and you've got a conspiracy with a mortgage.

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    Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistI'll chase it. I'll drive to every suburb in a rain poncho and find the front.

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    Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorPlease don't.

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    Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistComing up later, who is stepping up to the White House podium next? Nobody knows, and we still have takes.

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    Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorMeanwhile, the one real fact here is that police don't know. We just solved it in sixty seconds anyway.

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    Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorThat's why nobody hires us.