Gold Holds Near Nine-Week Low on Fed Hike Bets
“The logic, per Investing.com, is that Middle East tension lifts hike expectations, and that is weighing on gold. A sprinkler just hit me.” — Skip Waverly, on air
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- Investing.comGold holds near nine-week low as Hormuz tensions raise Fed hike bets
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Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentInvesting.com reports gold is holding near a nine-week low as Hormuz tensions raise bets on a Fed rate hike. Skip is outside a jewelry shop.

Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentSkip?

Skip Waverly · Field CorrespondentThanks, Kenji! I'm outside a pawn shop at ten twenty at night, and it is closed.

Skip Waverly · Field CorrespondentGold is near its lowest in nine weeks, and rate hike bets are rising.

Skip Waverly · Field CorrespondentThe logic, per Investing.com, is that Middle East tension lifts hike expectations, and that is weighing on gold. A sprinkler just hit me.

Skip Waverly · Field CorrespondentThis is my promotion story.

Skip Waverly · Field CorrespondentI've grabbed a man who says he's holding a gold chain. Sir, how are you feeling?
Marvin PellBetrayed. I bought this chain to feel rich, and now it only makes my neck green. I named it Gerald. Gerald is a liability.

Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentGerald sounds like a learning experience, but I'll pass. Thanks, Skip. Dry off, buddy, nobody's promoting you tonight.
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