Judge Approves Paramount Settlement With States on Warner Buyout
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- AP NewsJudge approves Paramount's settlement with states over Warner buyout, allowing merger to soon close
What BBN said about it

Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorAP News reports a judge approved Paramount's settlement with states over its Warner buyout. That clears the way for the merger to close soon.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorA gift from God, Hank! Two media giants, one big beautiful marriage.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorThe S and P is up point eight five percent, so the market is blushing.

Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorIt's consolidation, Vera. Fewer companies, fewer channels, one giant vending machine where every snack is a sequel.

Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorI haven't felt this hopeful since my tea went cold.

Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorWarner is among the most active names today, up point one percent. That is not a celebration. That is a shrug with a ticker.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorPoint one percent is a quiet confident smile, Hank. Deals like this are priced in, and I priced them in, personally, in my sleep.

Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorPriced in, she says. The only thing priced in your sleep, Vera, is the drool on that candlestick tattoo.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorMy tattoo is a masterpiece, Dale. It's up eighty percent since I got it.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorUnlike your face, which has been in a bear market since birth.
The story so far
- Judge Approves Paramount Settlement With States on Warner Buyout (this story)
- Paramount Completes $111 Billion Warner Merger, Per Ars Technica · Ars Technica
- Paramount-Warner Megadeal Closes; Economist Called It Both Ways · WSJ
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