Judge lets McRib meat lawsuit against McDonald's proceed

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentA federal judge in Chicago just let a lawsuit over what's actually in the McRib go forward, and I have a man on the line who knows labels.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentWalter, thanks for taking the call.

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   Walter Boudreaux SzymanskiHappy to be here, Kenji. They gave me twelve minutes on the phone, and I'm spending them on pork.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentSo the suit says the McRib has pork shoulder, heart, tripe and stomach in it, not rib meat. McDonald's says that's meritless.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentIs that a fair fight?

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   Walter Boudreaux SzymanskiNo, and here's why.

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   Walter Boudreaux SzymanskiAllegedly, I once moved four hundred pounds of mystery trim out of a freezer in Bridgeport, and I can tell you nobody's ever asked a shoulder where it's from.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentAllegedly. Okay. McDonald's says the patty has no hearts, no tripe, and no scalded stomach. Scalded stomach. Who writes that?

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   Walter Boudreaux SzymanskiSomebody who read the full list first. You don't deny scalded unless you've been in the room where the scalding was discussed.

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    Walter Boudreaux SzymanskiI've been in that room. Allegedly.

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    Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentTheir denial sounds like it was researched at two in the morning.

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    Walter Boudreaux SzymanskiRight. And the judge, April Perry, said a seven dollar sandwich shouldn't make you research which cut of pork you're buying. I've researched.

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    Walter Boudreaux SzymanskiThis spork has seen things.

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    Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentOne survey in the filing found seventy-two percent of people expected rib meat. Is that a crime or just reading the name?

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    Walter Boudreaux SzymanskiReading the name. The judge said the rib-shaped marketing could support a claim of intent to defraud, though they need more proof.

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    Walter Boudreaux SzymanskiWhich is the same thing my lawyer said about the freezer in Bridgeport.

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    Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentThe sandwich has been around since nineteen eighty-one. That's forty-five years of people trusting a shape.

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    Walter Boudreaux SzymanskiShape is everything. Trust me, I've sold a lot of things on shape.

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    Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentVerdict: the lawsuit lives, McDonald's denial is the real entertainment. Walter, do you trust a label?

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    Walter Boudreaux SzymanskiNever. The tray here has a label too, and it just says meat.

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    Walter Boudreaux SzymanskiI eat it every day, and I'm the one who's allegedly a fraud.