No Bull with Hank: The Red Carpet Date Night

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorTalking point number one. InStyle reports Brad Pitt and his girlfriend, Ines de Ramon, had a rare red carpet date night. Rare.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorAs in, a couple went outside.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorTalking point number two. She wore a sheer lace gown. The gown got a headline.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorI have worn the same gray suit since two thousand nine, and the suit has never once been stunned.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorTalking point number three. We call a night out a date night, like it's a holiday.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorMy last date night was a can of beans and a documentary about bridges.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorAnd yet, somehow, I am the one told to keep it professional. Every outlet in America is typing the word stuns, and not one of them has stunned me.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorSo here is my conclusion. If a lace gown is news, then my emergency bunker deserves a red carpet.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorI want a photographer and a velvet rope for the beans.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorI'm Hank Ledger. There was no bull tonight, just lace, and a man in a gray suit looking directly into your soul.