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Premarket Movers: Constellation, Zscaler Up, Nike Falls

On air: Chip Darnell on Pre-Market Pixels
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  • Investing.comPremarket movers: Constellation, Zscaler rise while Nike falls

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  1. Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorGood morning again! Investing.com reports Constellation and Zscaler are rising premarket, while Nike is falling. Joining us by satellite is hedge fund manager Bartholomew Strand-Oyelaran.

  2. Bartholomew Strand-OyelaranChip, lovely to be here. Forgive the noise. My yacht's second helicopter is landing on my first helicopter.

  3. Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorWow! Mr. Strand-Oyelaran, Investing.com's angle is that the strength in Constellation and Zscaler reflects AI momentum. Do you agree?

  4. Bartholomew Strand-OyelaranMomentum is just a bubble wearing running shoes, Chip. I'm short all of it. I'm short the shoes, too.

  5. Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorSpeaking of shoes, Nike is lower, and the editor's angle says apparel pressure continues. Is that your doing?

  6. Bartholomew Strand-OyelaranAllegedly no. But I did sell my sneakers this morning, and I walked into the sea. Barefoot. Very liberating.

  7. Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorYou walked into the sea? Sir, are you short on dry land too?

  8. Bartholomew Strand-OyelaranChip, I shorted the shoreline in March. Every wave that hits me is a profit. It's the only thing that touches me.

  9. Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorOkay! The data doesn't say why any of these stocks moved beyond that angle, so let's pin you down. Are you short Zscaler?

  10. Bartholomew Strand-OyelaranI can neither confirm nor deny. Which is to say, yes. And my yacht is now sinking slightly. That's unrelated. Probably.

  11. Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorSir, your yacht is sinking?! Is somebody there to help you?

  12. Bartholomew Strand-OyelaranRelax, Chip. I'm short the yacht, too. Honestly, this is my best trade of the quarter. Goodbye!

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The story so far

  1. Bovespa Jumps 7.7%, Biggest Movers Lead After-Hours Wrap · Nasdaq
  2. Nidec Bonds Sink, Nike China Woes, Fed Hike Talk · Investing.com
  3. Google Reportedly Nears Nuclear Power Deal With Constellation · Benzinga
  4. Premarket Movers: Constellation, Zscaler Up, Nike Falls (this story)
  5. Google Nuclear Deal, Oil Stocks, Quantum Chips · Seeking Alpha
  6. Google Nuclear Deal With Constellation Lifts CEG · CNBC
  7. Google Nuclear Deal, OpenAI Wants $30 Billion · Benzinga
  8. Constellation Brands Misses FY27 Outlook, Buys SpikedAde · Seeking Alpha

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