Urgent recall issued for milk sold at major stores that 'may cause…

What BBN said about it

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorTime to pay that off: an urgent milk recall is out this morning for jugs sold at major stores, because the Daily Express reports it may cause illness.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorSo check your fridge before your cereal, folks. A recall is just the dairy aisle asking for a second chance.

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   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorA second chance at what? Your stomach? Milk is the one thing we pour on breakfast without a single question.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThe details on which brands and which dates are in the recall notice, so look at the label, not the cow.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorAnd don't pour it out in a panic. Return it to the store for a full refund, and maybe grab some almond milk while you're there.

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   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorIt's already in the coffee, isn't it? Half of America has been dunking toast in this since Tuesday.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorSince Tuesday.

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   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorEveryone's about to find out how reliable their bathroom door is. That's the real stress test of a nation.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorDale, that's disgusting, and also the most useful thing you've said all week. Check the date, then check on your neighbors.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorI'm switching to the canned beans in my bunker. Shelf life of eleven years, and nobody's ever recalled a Beanie Baby.