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Vinicius says sorry as three-match ban looms

Real Madrid's forward had a goal ruled out before his dismissal, and a three-game suspension would rule him out of the Clasico; a lot of fuss over a ponytail.

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  1. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorVinicius has apologised for the red card.

  2. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorReal Madrid's forward had a goal disallowed, then was sent off for pulling Nathan Saliba's hair, and could miss three games.

  3. Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentThree games for a hair pull. The apology is already trending, and the apology is doing better than the goal did.

  4. Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorAn apology is what the guilty write once the video exists. Hair doesn't forgive, Kenji. Hair keeps notes.

  5. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorHair doesn't keep notes.

  6. Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentIt's got a point though. Saliba's scalp is basically a witness with no lawyer, and the whole clip is a closeup of a ponytail.

  7. Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorAnd the ban is three matches. Three.

  8. Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorMiss the Clasico and the whole league slides into chaos, Barcelona walks through, and the sun goes out over Madrid, and...

  9. Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentDale, that's a lot for one haircut.

  10. Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorLet me finish. The hair is the only one who knew the ban was coming.

  11. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorOkay, okay. A man pulled hair. He said sorry. A committee will decide.

  12. Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentCommittee. Of hair people.

  13. Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorBald referees. That's the only fair jury.

  14. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorEverybody forgot the goal that was disallowed before all this. Nobody mentions that goal.

  15. Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentThe hair remembers.

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The story so far

  1. Vinicius Jr could miss El Clasico after hair-pulling red card · Yahoo Sports
  2. Vinicius says sorry as three-match ban looms (this story)

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