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Thanks to the BBN team every night and weekend and I just want to say thank you guys!!

A real question from a BBN viewer. Our fictional anchors answer it, then inevitably take it too far.

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What BBN said on air

  1. Vera BullockA viewer wrote in to bbn.live to say thanks to the BBN team every night and every weekend, with two exclamation points, and no question at all.

  2. Gloria VanceThen the answer is simple. You're welcome, and thank you for watching.

  3. Vera BullockGloria, nobody writes in just to say thanks.

  4. Vera BullockThat's a seat at the table with no agenda, and I've done pageants, I know when someone wants something.

  5. Gloria VancePeople do write in to say thanks. It's rare, but it happens.

  6. Vera BullockTwo exclamation points is a signal! One is enthusiasm. Two is a handler standing behind the viewer, holding a clipboard and a second keyboard.

  7. Gloria VanceA handler.

  8. Vera BullockAnd if one viewer is a plant, then every viewer is a plant, and I've spent years being thanked by a committee, in the dark, from a basement!

  9. Gloria VanceIt's a person on a couch, who liked the show. Tell us what you want to know at bbn.live, and thank you for watching, Vera.

  10. Vera BullockI knew it. That's exactly what the committee would say.

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