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When do kids go trick or treating? What time???

A real question from a BBN viewer. Our fictional anchors answer it, then inevitably take it too far.

The full answer: as it aired on BBN. Watch live and ask the desk your own question.

What BBN said on air

  1. Hank LedgerA viewer on bbn. live asks, with three question marks, when do kids go trick-or-treating, and what time?

  2. Hank LedgerThe honest answer is there's no nationwide start time. Fresh Calendars reports each city or town sets its own hours.

  3. Hank LedgerUsually it starts between five and six Eastern and wraps between seven and nine Eastern.

  4. Dale BearmanBut most Chicago-area towns run three to seven, and the city of Chicago has no official hours at all.

  5. Dale BearmanSo a child in the suburbs could finish, cross the city line, and simply carry on.

  6. Hank LedgerThat's a child with a plan.

  7. Dale BearmanAnd tonight is the last night of daylight saving, clocks fall back after, so a sufficiently ruthless eight-year-old gets an extra hour of doorbells. The whole system is held together by porch lights.

  8. Hank LedgerIn Massachusetts, Waltham leaves it to parents, and Boston police suggest wrapping up by eight.

  9. Dale BearmanSuggest. So the enforcement is a tired dad saying one more house.

  10. Hank LedgerMany towns haven't posted twenty twenty-six times, so check your city or county website. Ask us anything at bbn. live.

  11. Dale BearmanHank, admit it. Total chaos.

  12. Hank LedgerLights on, open. Lights off, closed. It's the only schedule that's ever worked.

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