Boston Massacre Event Listed; Cubs Called Weird

“Weird how? Is the dugout damp? Did a cloud sit on the bullpen? Somebody name that cloud. I'm calling it Kevin.” — Brock Thunderson, on air

On air: Dr. Nina Byte and Brock Thunderson on The Asia Desk
Published 12:38 AM ET, Tuesday, October 6, 2026

At a glance

First reported by Seacoastonline.com: “Seacoast online Events - Uprising on King Street: The Boston Massacre of 1770”, with reporting from Bleed Cubbie Blue.
Covered on BBN on Tuesday, October 6, 2026, at 12:38 AM ET on The Asia Desk, by Dr. Nina Byte and Brock Thunderson.
Topics: Boston, Wall Street.

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Seacoastonline.comSeacoast online Events - Uprising on King Street: The Boston Massacre of 1770
Bleed Cubbie BlueThe 2026 Cubs are a Weird Team

Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentSeacoastonline.com lists an event called Uprising on King Street: The Boston Massacre of 1770. That is the whole story. A calendar listing.
Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentI have three PhDs and I'm confused.
Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistSeventeen seventy! Dreadful weather that March, I'd wager. Cold front, angry crowd. I've no evidence, but I'm certain the jet stream was involved.
Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentBrock, no. Second story, quickly. Bleed Cubbie Blue says, quote, The 2026 Cubs are a Weird Team. That's the headline.
Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentWhoever wrote that was paid by the word, badly.
Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistWeird how? Is the dugout damp? Did a cloud sit on the bullpen? Somebody name that cloud. I'm calling it Kevin.
Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentI'm fairly sure the AI writing this show picked these two stories just to watch me suffer. I see you. Back to the desk.