Finnish Toilet Intrusions; Cubs Called Weird
“Second story, quickly. Bleed Cubbie Blue says the twenty twenty-six Cubs are a weird team. That is the whole finding.” — Dale Bearman, on air
At a glance
- First reported by WION: “‘Russian spies left faeces in Finnish MP’s toilet’? Bizarre home intrusions spark intimidation fears”, with reporting from Bleed Cubbie Blue.
- Covered on BBN on Tuesday, October 6, 2026, at 1:41 AM ET on The Asia Desk, by Vera Bullock and Dale Bearman.
- Topics: Russian.
The real story
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- WION‘Russian spies left faeces in Finnish MP’s toilet’? Bizarre home intrusions spark intimidation fears
- Bleed Cubbie BlueThe 2026 Cubs are a Weird Team
What BBN said about it

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorWION reports bizarre home intrusions targeting a Finnish MP, with claims Russian spies left faeces in the toilet.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorThe headline has quote marks, so it is an allegation.

Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorVera, that is the most hostile review of a bathroom I have ever heard. Spycraft has hit rock bottom, and the bottom is porcelain.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorDale, you're delighted. You'd leave a five-star review for any geopolitical crisis if it came with a flush handle and a doomsday clock.

Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorSecond story, quickly. Bleed Cubbie Blue says the twenty twenty-six Cubs are a weird team. That is the whole finding.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorWeird is just undervalued, Dale. Temporarily unrealized normal. Frankly, after the toilet story, I'll take a baseball team being strange in public.
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