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Guianan squirrel monkey born at San Diego Zoo; telescope revisits…

The zoo shared video of the newborn primate, while astronomers used a powerful telescope to revisit an object medieval observers noticed; both announcements were short on detail.

Photo: Guianan squirrel monkey
Photo: Cayambe · CC BY-SA 3.0 · Wikimedia Commons

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  1. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorOn a lighter note, the San Diego Zoo has announced the birth of a Guianan squirrel monkey, a species native to northern South America.

  2. Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorThat's the whole announcement? A species, a continent, and a baby. Someone at the zoo is guarding the name like a state secret.

  3. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThere's video, if that helps.

  4. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorAlso today, BBC Sky at Night Magazine says one of our most powerful telescopes has taken a brand new look at an object people saw in the sky nearly a thousand years ago.

  5. Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorA thousand years.

  6. Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorOur ancestors looked up, wrote it down, and then waited all that time for a better camera. That's the slowest follow-up in history.

  7. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThe object is probably relieved.

  8. Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorSo that's one baby monkey and one old star thing. Something for everyone, as long as everyone is very easily pleased.

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