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Houston outscores a wild first half 35-32

Houston won a college football game 35-32 after a messy first half, a score with sixty-seven points on it; the defense could not be reached.

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  1. Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentHouston beat its opponent thirty-five to thirty-two in college football, and the Pokes Report calls the first half the Offensive Ping Pong.

  2. Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorSixty-seven points. Every drive got a turn, and I'm told the defense was given the night off.

  3. Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentSo the scoreboard did all the work.

  4. Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorThat's an artistic choice. Weird Al would call it a medley, and every defensive coordinator would call it a long night.

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