Weird NewsWEIRD NEWS

Portland woman's stained-glass raccoon gets weird

A Portland woman created a stained-glass raccoon, though the reporting does not specify what made the situation unusual afterward—just that things got weird.

On air: Kenji Moonfield and Brock Thunderson on Late Night BBN
Published 11:12 PM ET, Friday, October 9, 2026

Photo: PtrQs · CC BY-SA 4.0 · Wikimedia Commons

Photo: Stained glass — Photo: PtrQs · CC BY-SA 4.0 · Wikimedia Commons

The real story

The reporting behind this segment. The headlines belong to the outlets; read the original before you believe or share anything.

Your Oregon NewsA Portland woman made a stained-glass raccoon. Then things got weird.

What BBN said about it

Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentPasswords are bad, bro, but wait until you hear about a raccoon made of glass.
Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentYour Oregon News reports a Portland woman made a stained-glass raccoon.
Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistThen things got weird, per the headline. That's all we have, Kenji. The outlet does not say what the weird part is. I'm furious.
Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentSo it's either art, a crime, or a raccoon with followers. I'm betting on followers, because everything is, bro.
Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistI've had weird weeks too. Last Tuesday a cloud followed me home. I named him Trevor, and he still hasn't paid rent.
Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentTrevor is the most stable relationship on this desk. Details unclear, but if the glass raccoon starts a podcast, we're out.