Florida Republican snags presidential endorsement from Colombia

What BBN said about it

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorFlorida Republican Maria Elvira Salazar is running for re-election, she's on the outs with President Trump, and she just picked up an endorsement from right-wing stalwarts in Colombia.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentSo when your own team ghosts you, you go international. That's a smart rebrand, because a foreign stamp makes everything sound premium, like imported butter.

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   Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistImported butter doesn't vote in Miami, Kenji.

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   Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistA foreign endorsement is a front moving in from a different country, and nobody in Florida is carrying an umbrella for it.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorLet me finish, because she has support, and support is support.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorIt's about who shows up for you when it counts, and, Brock, you can't heal a forecast with that attitude.

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   Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistI refuse to be healed by a woman with a podcast.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentOkay, but if Colombia counts, then I want my group chat in Bogota to vouch for me.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentFour guys and a parrot, and they're all verified.

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    Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorA parrot?

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    Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistAnd I'd like an endorsement from the rain in Peru, because it's the only weather that has ever taken my calls.

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    Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentYes, and then Vera gets one for her podcast, from literally anyone, in any language.

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    Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorI have one international listener, thank you, and she's very loyal.

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    Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentLet me guess, she's in Colombia.