King Charles warned about Sarah Ferguson's potential move as she is…

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorTalking point number one. King Charles has reportedly been warned about Sarah Ferguson's potential move now that she is back in Britain. Warned.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorLike it's weather.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorTalking point number two. The man owns palaces. Plural. Castles with names.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorAnd still a relative's housing plans arrive as an advisory. If he can't dodge a houseguest, what chance do you have?

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorTalking point number three. Every family has this. Somebody says, 'I'm just between places.'

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThree months later your Tupperware is gone and they have opinions about your thermostat.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThe Crown has advisers, lawyers and a whole staff for this. You have a text from your aunt that says, 'Is the couch still pull-out?'

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThe details of any move are unclear, and I will not pretend otherwise. But I know a threat to the thermostat when I see one.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorSo here is my advice, strictly as an angry man at a desk. Lock the spare room. Hide the good biscuits.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorTell them the Wi-Fi is down.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorMe? I'm safe. My bunker has one bed, forty cans of beans, and a sign on the door. It says, 'No visitors.'

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorYour Majesty, steal the sign.