Two Carlton players treated in hospital after off-season night out

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   Gloria Vance · World News AnchorIn Melbourne this morning, two Carlton footballers are recovering in hospital after an off-season night out.

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   Gloria Vance · World News AnchorThe club says Lachie Cowan, twenty-one, and Will Hayward, twenty-seven, were hurt in separate circumstances.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentSeparate circumstances. Same night, same hospital, different circumstances. Okay.

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   Gloria Vance · World News AnchorThe Guardian reports Hayward suffered a minor cut to the head after a fall. The club has said nothing more about Cowan.

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   Gloria Vance · World News AnchorIt is a very short statement.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentShort is good. Nobody reads the long ones.

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   Gloria Vance · World News AnchorI have read communiques from three governments that said less and meant more. This one at least names its players.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentNames, ages, a cut. That's a full report.

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   Gloria Vance · World News AnchorIn my experience, a brief statement is where the long one begins.

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    Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentSeparate Circumstances. Sounds like a band that opens for another band.

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    Gloria Vance · World News AnchorI have seen treaties with less to hide, Kenji.