Aired on BBN
Bagholders Anonymous
Start Over, Kevin
His stock fell 15x harder than the Bitcoin it holds
Today's confession: MicroStrategy (MSTR) -6.0%
A late newcomer forces Doug to re-confess, then breaks down over MicroStrategy, and a buzz from Marjorie's clipboard leaves two regulars blaming the coffee urn.
From the script

DougHi, I'm Doug, and I put the college fund in my barber's stock tip.

MarjorieHi, Doug.

NewcomerSorry I'm late! Is this the stock crying thing?

MarjorieNewcomer! We start over. Doug?
Next time: Linda books the tax appointment
Doug
Marjorie
Newcomer
Walt
Priya