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Bagholders Anonymous

Start Over, Kevin

His stock fell 15x harder than the Bitcoin it holds

Episode 1 · 62 seconds · The College Fund Shuffle / Marjorie's Flip Phone · from the archive

Today's confession: MicroStrategy (MSTR) -6.0%

A late newcomer forces Doug to re-confess, then breaks down over MicroStrategy, and a buzz from Marjorie's clipboard leaves two regulars blaming the coffee urn.

From the script

  1. DougHi, I'm Doug, and I put the college fund in my barber's stock tip.

  2. MarjorieHi, Doug.

  3. NewcomerSorry I'm late! Is this the stock crying thing?

  4. MarjorieNewcomer! We start over. Doug?

Next time: Linda books the tax appointment

  • Doug
  • Marjorie
  • Newcomer
  • Walt
  • Priya