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Bagholders Anonymous

Going Once, Going Broke

A support group meeting turns into a stock auction

Episode 2 · 62 seconds · The College Fund Shuffle / Marjorie's Flip Phone · from the archive

Today's confession: Nebius Group (NBIS) -5.1%

Previously: Doug hid the college fund's red from Linda. Walt's pocket buzzed. Linda's next move: taxes.

Newcomer Dana confesses to buying Nebius at the top, Tyler auctions his worthless calls to the circle, Doug wins with the college fund, and Walt relapses into the bidding the second his safe power…

From the script

  1. NewcomerHi, I'm Dana, I bought Nebius at the top. My grief has tabs.

  2. MarjorieHi, Dana.

  3. NewcomerThey rent computers to chatbots. Down five percent.

  4. TylerGrief is a buying opportunity! My Nebius calls, starting at fifty!

Next time: Walt and Doug share a sponsor

  • Newcomer
  • Marjorie
  • Tyler
  • Walt
  • Doug