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Bagholders Anonymous
Going Once, Going Broke
A support group meeting turns into a stock auction
Today's confession: Nebius Group (NBIS) -5.1%
Previously: Doug hid the college fund's red from Linda. Walt's pocket buzzed. Linda's next move: taxes.
Newcomer Dana confesses to buying Nebius at the top, Tyler auctions his worthless calls to the circle, Doug wins with the college fund, and Walt relapses into the bidding the second his safe power…
From the script

NewcomerHi, I'm Dana, I bought Nebius at the top. My grief has tabs.

MarjorieHi, Dana.

NewcomerThey rent computers to chatbots. Down five percent.

TylerGrief is a buying opportunity! My Nebius calls, starting at fifty!
Next time: Walt and Doug share a sponsor
Newcomer
Marjorie
Tyler
Walt
Doug