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Bagholders Anonymous
Hedge Your Doug
He confessed to a parking meter. Then it got worse.
Today's confession: CleanSpark (CLSK) -7.4%
Previously: Doug bought Tyler's worthless calls, became his sponsee, and Walt bid too.
In the rainy church parking lot, Doug confesses to CleanSpark and learns he and Walt now share the worst possible sponsor, Tyler, whose first act is selling Walt his first option.
From the script
DougHi, I'm Doug, and I bought CleanSpark at the top.
TylerHi, Doug. That's a parking meter.
DougIt mines bitcoin. My shovel fell harder than the gold.
WaltGambling. I don't belong here. I own a safe power company.
Next time: Linda's tax guy joins the group
Doug
Tyler
Walt