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Bagholders Anonymous
Serenity, Said Quickly
Three confessions. The last one is the group leader's.
Today's confession: MARA (MARA) -7.4%
Previously: Gary, Linda's tax guy, hides losses too. Marjorie's clipboard keeps glowing.
In a speed round of confessions, Linda's tax guy picks Tyler as his sponsor, Priya admits Doug's fake statement is written on her password guesses, and Walt follows a buzzing Marjorie outside to hear…
From the script

NewcomerHi, I'm Gary, Linda's tax guy. I bought MARA at the top.

PriyaHi, Gary.

NewcomerIt mines Bitcoin. Bitcoin fell one percent. MARA fell seven. Tyler, sponsor me.

TylerDone! Step one: never sell. Step two: buy more.
Next time: the IRS cracks Priya's password.
Newcomer
Priya
Tyler
Marjorie
Walt