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Bagholders Anonymous

Serenity, Said Quickly

Three confessions. The last one is the group leader's.

Episode 5 · 66 seconds · The College Fund Shuffle / Marjorie's Flip Phone · from the archive

Today's confession: MARA (MARA) -7.4%

Previously: Gary, Linda's tax guy, hides losses too. Marjorie's clipboard keeps glowing.

In a speed round of confessions, Linda's tax guy picks Tyler as his sponsor, Priya admits Doug's fake statement is written on her password guesses, and Walt follows a buzzing Marjorie outside to hear…

From the script

  1. NewcomerHi, I'm Gary, Linda's tax guy. I bought MARA at the top.

  2. PriyaHi, Gary.

  3. NewcomerIt mines Bitcoin. Bitcoin fell one percent. MARA fell seven. Tyler, sponsor me.

  4. TylerDone! Step one: never sell. Step two: buy more.

Next time: the IRS cracks Priya's password.

  • Newcomer
  • Priya
  • Tyler
  • Marjorie
  • Walt