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Audit-ory Hallucinations
The IRS cracked her password. Then bought the dip.
Today's confession: Teradyne (TER) -6.6%
Previously: Priya's password guesses got filed with the IRS on the back of Doug's fake statement.
An IRS auditor confesses she cracked Priya's crypto password off Doug's fake tax statement and bought Teradyne with it, the same drop that wins Doug half his college fund back, just as she reveals she is auditing Linda on Tuesday.
From the script
NewcomerHi, I'm Renee, from the IRS, and I bought Teradyne at the top.
MarjorieHi, Renee.
NewcomerRobots that test computer chips. Down almost seven percent.
NewcomerI found a crypto password on a tax return. I used it.
Next time: Walt's safe stock blinks red
Newcomer
Marjorie
Priya
Doug