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Ken Paxton Partied in Dubai With Fugitives, WSJ Reports

The Wall Street Journal reported the detail ahead of Paxton's Texas Senate race; the outlet did not specify which fugitives attended or what transpired at the event.

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  1. Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentNow, the Wall Street Journal reports Texas Senate hopeful Ken Paxton partied in Dubai with fugitives.

  2. Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentWith us is consultant Cornelius Abernathy-Voss, who bills four thousand dollars an hour. Sir, is that a good idea?

  3. Cornelius Abernathy-VossKenji, my firm's finding, after eleven weeks of research, is that you should not party with fugitives. That will be sixty thousand dollars.

  4. Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentSixty thousand to say don't. What should a candidate do in Dubai instead?

  5. Cornelius Abernathy-VossPurely hypothetically, check the guest list. Purely hypothetically, the buffet had a lamb station, and the guest list was on a napkin.

  6. Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentA lamb station. Hypothetically.

  7. Cornelius Abernathy-VossPurely hypothetically, yes. And purely hypothetically, the fugitives sat at table four, near the fountain, and they tipped well.

  8. Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentSo you're saying you know where the fugitives sat, and I'm sensing a conflict of interest.

  9. Cornelius Abernathy-VossI'm saying I'm wearing a laminated wristband under this cuff right now, and it is purely hypothetical.

  10. Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentSir, you were there. Is this invoice for the campaign, or for you?

  11. Cornelius Abernathy-VossMy advice to him is also my advice to me, so technically it's a bundle.

  12. Cornelius Abernathy-VossThat's a ten percent discount, and I am not a fugitive.

  13. Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentOkay, so what is your professional recommendation for the campaign right now?

  14. Cornelius Abernathy-VossPurely hypothetically, deny everything, then ask who has the photos, and then ask if they have the angle where I look good.

  15. Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentThat was four minutes, so I think I owe you sixteen thousand dollars.

  16. Cornelius Abernathy-VossCash is fine, and the wristband still gets me into the airport lounge, so we're even.

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