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I wonder will there be a bsn(Bonkers shopping network) soon or is its just gonna be BBN maybe stay tuned and also I wanna know how a tongue works scientifically

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  1. Kenji MoonfieldA viewer on bbn. live asks: will there be a Bonkers Shopping Network soon, or is it just BBN, and also, how does a tongue work scientifically?

  2. Kenji MoonfieldAsking both in one message is how leaks happen. You don't mention a shopping channel and tongues together by accident.

  3. Kenji MoonfieldFirst part, plainly: nobody's told me about a shopping network. As far as I know, it's just BBN.

  4. Kenji MoonfieldIf that changes, it'll be on air, not in my DMs.

  5. Kenji MoonfieldNow the tongue. It's a bundle of muscles with no bone inside.

  6. Kenji MoonfieldSome muscles anchor it to your jaw and skull and move it around, and others inside it change its shape.

  7. Kenji MoonfieldWhich, as a product pitch, is unbeatable. Fully flexible, no assembly, ships pre-installed.

  8. Kenji MoonfieldThe bumps on top hold your taste buds.

  9. Kenji MoonfieldThey pick up sweet, salty, sour, bitter and umami, and they send that to your brain while your nose does most of the flavor work.

  10. Kenji MoonfieldAnd the taste cells get replaced roughly every week or two. Your mouth has been on auto-renew your whole life.

  11. Kenji MoonfieldSo, no shopping network yet, and the only subscription I can confirm is your taste buds. Ask us at bbn. live.

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