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Precinct 99½

Gnome Alone

A missing garden gnome. The biggest case in 31 years.

Episode 1 · 80 seconds · The Counter Hits Double Digits / Earl's Pillow Has a Past · first aired October 9

In the pilot, Pickle Creek's three-person police department treats a missing garden gnome like a manhunt, only to learn the Chief bagged it as evidence himself.

From the script

  1. Chief BixbyNobody step in the outline. Somebody took Sir Reginald.

  2. Mrs. HollowayForty years on this lawn, Chief. Gone since your hedge inspection Tuesday.

  3. TannerOperation: Gnome Alone. Is this a chase? Tell me this is a chase.

  4. Chief BixbySection 9, subsection B. Everything gets bagged. Bag the outline, Briggs.

Next time: Earl's pillow becomes evidence

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  • Chief Bixby
  • Mrs. Holloway
  • Tanner
  • Earl
  • Bev