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Precinct 99½

Goose Down

Small-town cops hunt a goose. There is no goose.

Episode 2 · 76 seconds · The Counter Hits Double Digits / Earl's Pillow Has a Past · first aired October 9

Chief Bixby holds a press conference about feathers falling on Main Street, Tanner keeps bursting in with evidence bags, and the 'goose' turns out to be Earl's leaking pillow riding along on the Mayor's nap route.

From the script

  1. Chief BixbyPress conference. At dawn, it snowed feathers on Main Street.

  2. BevChief, the press is the Mayor, Earl and a dog.

  3. EarlHurry. Somebody took my pillow.

  4. Mayor BiddleKeep it small, Gordon. No newspaper.

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  • Chief Bixby
  • Bev
  • Earl
  • Mayor Biddle
  • Tanner