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Precinct 99½

The Last Straw

The town scarecrow left a note. The cops are on it.

Episode 5 · 74 seconds · The Counter Hits Double Digits / Earl's Pillow Has a Past

When Pickle Creek's scarecrow vanishes, leaving a cinnamon-scented note, the department treats the note like a star witness and traces it to a bakery counter where the scarecrow has a new job.

From the script

  1. Mrs. HollowayGordon, the scarecrow has left town. He left a note.

  2. Chief BixbySection 22F: the note is a witness. Flour, cinnamon, a little heart.

  3. TannerOperation: Last Straw. He's on foot, Chief. Finally, a chase I can win.

  4. EarlI did it. Put him on the bus. He tipped in hay.

Next time: the church bell learns a new song

  • Mrs. Holloway
  • Chief Bixby
  • Tanner
  • Earl
  • Bev
  • Mayor Biddle