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Precinct 99½

Button Down

Someone keeps feeding the town's only meter buttons

Episode 4 · 82 seconds · The Counter Hits Double Digits / Earl's Pillow Has a Past

Chief Bixby and Officer Briggs stake out Pickle Creek's only parking meter all night in the rain to catch whoever keeps feeding it buttons, and wave right at the culprit.

From the script

  1. Chief BixbyHour six. Someone's feeding our parking meter buttons. It complained.

  2. TannerOperation: Button Down. If they run, we chase. At nineteen.

  3. Chief BixbySection 9, subsection D: log everyone who passes.

  4. BevEvening, boys. Don't mind me. Just making change.

Next time: the town scarecrow skips town

  • Chief Bixby
  • Tanner
  • Bev
  • Earl