Boy Throb Holds a Concert to Celebrate a Member's Visa

What BBN said about it

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorWe promised you this one: Boy Throb, a very online boy band, made its first live appearance as a foursome at the American Dream Mall in New Jersey.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThe concert was a fan celebration of a member's visa, according to The New York Times, which means the paperwork came through and the band got a stage.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentIt's a paperwork party at a mall. I'm stealing it. Anyone here gets approved for anything, we hold a fake concert by the food court.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorA fake concert.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentHank, a band that lives online finally has all four members in one building.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentThat's the whole internet showing up in person, slowly, like a man of ninety.

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   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorFour people who became famous through screens, and the big moment is standing in a shopping centre.

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   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorThe internet has built them a cathedral and it sells phone cases.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThe American Dream Mall does have a theme park inside, so the name is at least accurate about the rides.

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    Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorAnd the dream, in this case, is a visa stamp. Most of us just get a parking ticket.

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    Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentParking ticket party, coming soon.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorPlease don't.