This day in history: October sixteenth. The whole segment, as it aired. What happened on this date, retold by people who were not there.
“Nine hundred twelve? What did you wear?”
What BBN said on air. Comedy, with fictional anchors.
Gloria VanceOn this day in 1975, Australia's Coalition voted to defer funding for the government's annual budget, and that set off a constitutional crisis, according to Wikipedia.
Gloria VanceI was in the gallery. The coffee was terrible.
Vera BullockGloria, that was fifty-one years ago. I'm trying to be supportive of your math.
Gloria VanceIn 1964, Leonid Brezhnev became leader of the Soviet Communist Party, and Alexei Kosygin became head of government. I carried Kosygin's bags.
Vera BullockImagine a budget fight today. Everyone deferring everything until Monday.
Gloria VanceAnd in 912, Abd ar-Rahman the Third became the eighth Emir of Córdoba. Lovely ceremony.
Vera BullockNine hundred twelve? What did you wear?
Gloria VancePatience.
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