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Escaped horse rescued from drainage ditch next to Texas highway
Plano Fire-Rescue says a vet sedated the horse before firefighters hauled it out with a hose and winch; it walked off with minor scratches.
Watch it as it aired: Vera Bullock, Dale Bearman and Brock Thunderson on this story, from The Couch Panel at 11:47 AM ET. Cartoon anchors, real headline: the facts are UPI's, the jokes are ours.

At a glance
- First reported by UPI: “Look: Escaped horse rescued from drainage ditch next to Texas highway”, with reporting from Fox 4 News and Yahoo News.
- Covered on BBN on Tuesday, October 20, 2026, at 11:47 AM ET on The Couch Panel, by Vera Bullock, Dale Bearman and Brock Thunderson.
- Topics: Texas.
The real story
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- UPILook: Escaped horse rescued from drainage ditch next to Texas highway
- Fox 4 NewsPlano firefighters rescue escaped horse from drainage ditch facts used on air
- Yahoo NewsPlano firefighters rescue horse trapped in drainage ditch after escaping near Highway 121 facts used on air
What BBN said about it

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorPlano police tried to guide several escaped horses toward a nearby property, one got spooked and landed in a drainage ditch by Highway 121, and UPI says firefighters pulled it out.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorSo is it ever okay to help so hard that the fire department has to come?

Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorNo. The horse was fine until somebody helped it.

Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorA vet sedated it, firefighters used a hose and a winch, and the horse walked away with minor scratches.

Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorEvery step of that was an upgrade on the original help.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorYes, it's okay, because the police showed up.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorPlano Fire-Rescue called it a great example of teamwork in action, and I'd say teamwork starts with somebody making the first mistake.

Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistI once helped a goose cross a car park. It was a Tuesday, and I wasn't thanked.

Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistIt looked at me the way that horse must have looked at that officer.

Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorSo you're against helping now.

Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistI'm against being watched while I help. Actually, no, I'm switching sides, Vera, because you said it first and I won't have it.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorA petty reason, and I accept it. It does mean you've joined Dale, and I'd like that noted for the record.

Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorNoted, and for once it's the right side. If the horse had been left alone it would have stood at the roadside and eaten something.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorShow of hands, then. Who says help is fine? Just me. So the verdict is two against one, and nothing has been settled.

Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistNext time the horse should call for no help at all. Rex, any advice for a spooked animal?
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