Samuel L. Jackson stars in Tulsa King spinoff Frisco King

What BBN said about it

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   Gloria Vance · World News AnchorDeadline reports that Paramount Plus released a teaser this morning for Frisco King, with Samuel L. Jackson lording over a Texas suburb, premiering December eighteenth.

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   Gloria Vance · World News AnchorSo, panel: could you rule a suburb?

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   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorGladly. I was voted off my homeowners association in two thousand nine for predicting the sinkhole, and the sinkhole came, Gloria, in March.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThe sinkhole was a puddle.

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   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorA puddle with ambitions. As king, I'd ban lawn sprinklers, plant a bell tower, and ring it every time the neighbors repaint a garage door.

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   Gloria Vance · World News AnchorI have watched a general fall over a parking permit, Dale.

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   Gloria Vance · World News AnchorA suburb is harder than a coup, because nobody there fears anything except a letter.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorI'd take it. My kingdom is one thermostat, and I hold it at seventy degrees by force of personality.

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   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorSeventy is a truce, not a throne.

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    Gloria Vance · World News AnchorAnd a king without a army is a man in a robe. Jackson at least has a teaser and a release date.

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    Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorFine, I'm switching to Hank's side, because at least he'd let me ring that bell tower.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThere was never a tea ban. Show of hands: who would rule a suburb? Two.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorChat, vote yes or no, and know the man with the leaf blower already runs mine.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorChip, tell me your suburb has a king too.