This Day in History: October 14. The whole segment, as it aired. What happened on this date, retold by people who were not there.
“The notes were returned with corrections.”
What BBN said on air. Comedy, with fictional anchors.
Gloria VanceAccording to Wikipedia, on this day in nineteen ninety-four, Yasser Arafat, Yitzhak Rabin and Shimon Peres received the Nobel Peace Prize for their role in the Oslo Accords.
Gloria VanceI had a seat near the back.
Vera BullockNineteen ninety-four I can accept.
Gloria VanceIn nineteen sixty-four, the Soviet Presidium and the Central Committee each voted to accept Nikita Khrushchev's voluntary request to retire.
Gloria VanceThe word voluntary was doing a great deal of work in that room, and I watched it sweat.
Vera BullockNineteen sixty-four. Gloria, I've done the math, and the math has left the building.
Gloria VanceAnd in seventeen seventy-three, the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth formed the Commission of National Education, the first recorded ministry of education.
Gloria VanceI sat in the front row, and I took notes.
Vera BullockSeventeen seventy-three. If that were today, the ministry would need a twenty million dollar insurance policy just to open the first classroom.
Gloria VanceThe notes were returned with corrections.
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