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San Francisco company offering $20 an hour to walk robot dogs
The startup, Dimensional, says walkers' cameras and sensors will record routes as navigation data, and walkers may have to carry a thirty-three-pound robot home; labour is barbaric, apparently.
Watch it as it aired: Vera Bullock, Hank Ledger and Gloria Vance on this story, from The Couch Panel at 1:29 PM ET. Cartoon anchors, real headline: the facts are UPI's, the jokes are ours.

At a glance
- First reported by UPI: “San Francisco company offering $20 an hour to walk robot dogs”, with reporting from SBS News and The Star.
- Covered on BBN on Wednesday, October 28, 2026, at 1:29 PM ET on The Couch Panel, by Vera Bullock, Hank Ledger and Gloria Vance.
The real story
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- UPISan Francisco company offering $20 an hour to walk robot dogs
- SBS News"Please Walk My Robot Dog" for $20 an Hour: Unusual Job Posting Draws Attention October 28, 2026 · facts used on air
- The StarWanted: Robot-dog walkers. US$20 an hour October 28, 2026 · facts used on air
What BBN said about it

Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorIt's one-thirty Eastern, this is The Couch Panel.

Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorA San Francisco startup posted a job paying twenty dollars an hour to walk robot dogs for four to six hours, UPI reports, so: would you take it?

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorIn a heartbeat. Fresh air, a downtown route, and a dog that never needs a bag. The company is offering an outdoor wellness partnership.

Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThe listing says you might have to lift and carry the thirty-three-pound robot back to the office if it stops or malfunctions.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorA mobility-assisted return. Very hands-on.

Gloria Vance · World News AnchorI will say what no one else will.

Gloria Vance · World News AnchorThe founder said the wording of his company's position is that it is barbaric that humans still do this kind of physical labour.

Gloria Vance · World News AnchorHe then hired humans, for twenty dollars, to do the physical labour.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorThat's a vision, Gloria. Honestly, I think he's onto something. Robots that walk, humans that cheer them on.

Gloria Vance · World News AnchorI have watched governments fall, Vera. I'll pass.

Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThe walkers steer the robot while its cameras record the route. The company calls that ground truth data. So the dog is studying you.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorMentorship, Hank. Two thousand dollars of dog, and you're the teacher.

Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorShow of hands. Who takes the job? That's Vera. Gloria no, me no. One for three, settles nothing.

Gloria Vance · World News AnchorVera, the first duty is that when it stops, you carry it.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorGloria, I'd carry anything for twenty dollars an hour. Back tomorrow, same time.
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