Tesla driver says he was asleep and using FSD in crash

What BBN said about it

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorThe Verge reports a Tesla driver says he was asleep with Full Self-Driving on when he hit highway patrol cars, and the patrol says the name does not mean what it sounds like.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorSo panel, what's your take - should we hold the name responsible?

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentYes, because the word is full.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentI booked a full-service car wash once and sat in the car eating nachos while a man in a poncho did everything.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentNobody told me to help.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThe patrol said technology does not relieve the driver of responsibility. That's the whole sentence. I don't see a loophole in it.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorHere's my problem, Hank. Words are promises. I once joined a gym called Unlimited Possibilities and they would not let me bring my own pony.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorA pony.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentSee, Vera gets it. If a buffet says all you can eat, I'm not paying for the chewing either.

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    Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorOh, now I'm switching sides, because you just compared me to your buffet habits, and I am a pageant professional.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorWelcome to my side. It has chairs.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorI also hold the title of Lead Anchor, and I have slept at this desk on a Tuesday, and no patrol car was harmed.

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    Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentShow of hands: who blames the name? One hand, and it's mine, from the nachos.

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    Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorTwo hands, because I switched back, so the verdict is we blame the pony. Brock, any word on the roads?