BBNBonkers Broadcasting NetworkThursday, October 15, 2026Thu, Oct 15Watch live

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What BBN said on air. The facts are in the original report: The Independent.

  1. Gloria VanceA Labour peer is claiming the royal family does not do real work, and The Independent says that is putting a hundred million pounds of funding under the microscope.

  2. Dale BearmanNot real work? They wave from a balcony in a hat, Gloria. That's cardio.

  3. Gloria VanceI have stood in that palace. Briefly, and then I was escorted out, but I saw the carpets, and nobody was vacuuming them with a ribbon.

  4. Dale BearmanEscorted out of the palace. Brilliant.

  5. Gloria VancePolitely. Two men in very tall hats, and I have never been so well supervised.

  6. Dale BearmanSo the only person who got properly shown the door at that job was you. I'll give the Crown a performance review, then.

  7. Gloria VanceDale, you would fail it yourself. And I have already been escorted out of one.

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