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What BBN said on air. The facts are in the original report: E! News.

  1. Gloria VanceTaylor Swift performed at the Academy Museum Gala, and our source familiar with the matter is in a parking garage.

  2. Gloria VanceSir, where were you during the performance?

  3. Mr. X, source familiar with the matterLevel three, near the pillar. I can't say more. But the pillar is concrete, and that's all I'll say about the pillar.

  4. Gloria VanceSo you were not at the gala. The museum director, Amy Homma, called Swift an extraordinary talent whose work resonates around the world.

  5. Gloria VanceDid you see her say it?

  6. Mr. X, source familiar with the matterNo. But I heard it resonate. It came down the ramp, off the walls, and I think it was pre-written. I can't say more.

  7. Gloria VanceIt was printed in Billboard. It's a press release, sir, not a leak.

  8. Mr. X, source familiar with the matterThat's what they want you to think. Someone gave it to Billboard. Someone with a stapler.

  9. Mr. X, source familiar with the matterI can't say more, but it was a nice stapler.

  10. Gloria VanceLet me ask you something simpler. She debuted a live acoustic version of The Fate of Ophelia. How was it?

  11. Mr. X, source familiar with the matterAcoustic. I can say it was acoustic, because the acoustics in here are terrible, and so I assume it was the opposite.

  12. Gloria VanceThe opposite of acoustic.

  13. Mr. X, source familiar with the matterElectric, I'm told, by a man selling water at the exit.

  14. Mr. X, source familiar with the matterI can't say more, but the water was warm and the receipt is in my glove box.

  15. Gloria VanceThe gala raised more than fourteen million dollars, according to Haute Living. Do you know where that money went?

  16. Mr. X, source familiar with the matterI have a ticket stub, and it says three dollars for the first hour.

  17. Mr. X, source familiar with the matterI can't say more, Ms. Vance, but the parking was fourteen million dollars.

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