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Watauga Man in Biden Mask Eats Banana at Family's Door

From the BBN segment “Man in Biden mask eats banana at Texas family's door”, cut down to under a minute.

On air: Chip Darnell, Vera Bullock · Published Wednesday, October 21 at 4:28 AM ET

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What BBN said on air. The facts are in the original report: New York Post.

Chip DarnellA doorbell camera in Watauga, Texas caught a barefoot man in a Joe Biden mask and a shirt reading FREEDOM, standing at a family's door on Sunday night, eating a banana.
Vera BullockThrough the mask? He ate it through the mask?
Chip DarnellHe did, according to a local report, and police say he ran his fingers over the camera twice before he left.
Vera BullockHe checked the lens. That's a man who cares how he looks on camera, and I'm told the banana was very present.
Chip DarnellPolice say they can't explain the costume, the banana or the apparent political identity crisis, but being bizarre is not a criminal offense, so no charges.
Vera BullockTechnically a win.
Chip DarnellOfficers searched the neighborhood and couldn't find him, and they urge residents to call police instead of confronting anyone.
Vera BullockSo the neighborhood search found nobody, and the banana got away with it too.

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